Useless Halloween Predictions
Some costumes I expect to see either in person or on the interwebs:
1. Grown Man, dressed as cat — Has detachable plates with various lolcats sayings “I can has costume?” “Invisible trick-or-treat,” usw.
2. Wendy’s red wig — This will be a part of my costume fosho. I want to yell “Hot Juicy Burger” at the library. That is all.
3. Caveman — puh-leaze.
4. Think about some of these: Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza facial hair, “I’m thinking Arby’s” hat logo headwear.
Am I missing something?